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me: *looking at myself in the full-length mirror*
boy I nanny for, saying the cutest thing I've ever heard from a child in my LIFE: you know you're just looking at your own perfection, right?

A lot of people want to be in control in the cinema, to be made to feel secure. I go against those conventions, for good or bad. I want to create a permanent state of unease. I want the audience to ask, ‘What the fuck is going on?’ If they ask that, they can start to let go a bit. Some people don’t. Some people can’t. But if you go with it, then trust me: you’re in for a ride.

happy birthday to NICOLAS WINDING REFN;
the killer of cinema, the pornographer, the lover of a carrot pie and hot chocolate, and the director who lights up a room like nobody does.
09/29/1970

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""Incurable" means curable from within."

- The Secret

littlepinkkittenlingerie:

3liza:

bdsm except i strap you down and make you take vitamins and drink enough water and get enough sleep and cut toxic people out of your life and give you a hug and a massage and tell you what a strong person you are

The thing people don’t realise is this is BDSM at it’s best. It doesn’t have to be “I tie you up and have sex with you all day”.

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operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

"COMPLIMENTS THAT AREN’T ABOUT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

1) You’re empowering.
2) I like your voice.
3) You’re strong.
4) I think your ideas/beliefs matter.
5) I’m so happy you exist.
6) More people should be listening to what you have to say.
7) You’re a very warm hearted person.
8) It’s nice seeing such kindness.
9) You’re very down to earth.
10) You have a beautiful soul.
11) You inspire me to become a better person.
12) Our conversations bring me a lot of joy.
13) It’s good to see someone care so much.
14) You’re so understanding.
15) You matter a lot to me.
16) You’re important even if you don’t think so.
17) You’re intelligent.
18) Your passion is contagious.
19) Your confidence is refreshing.
20) You restore my faith in humanity.
21) You’re great at being creative.
22) You’re so talented at ____.
23) I don’t get tired of you the way I get tired of other people.
24) You have great taste in ___.
25) I’m happy I stayed alive long enough to meet you.
26) I wish more people were like you.
27) You’re so good at loving people.
28) You are resilient.
29) You brighten my days.
30) Your positivity inspires me.
31) I believe in you."

-

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melancholicmarionette:

Chris Golfer

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llamavenger:

okay so I dont know how most of you picture komodo dragons but I always imagined something like this

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like some big lizard coming to try to eat you or something

but really theyre cute like

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they sorta look confused like a giant puppy or something

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amd theyre really lazy and stuff

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they just sort of blob out on the ground

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and theyre super cute when they sleep

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cutes

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anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

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time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

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tardis-mind-palace:

pi3rcethe-satans:

allonsymiddleearth:

brennanat:

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.

Lets do it

plus less chance of drugs being slipped into your book

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professor-hastings:

This week in Aperture Science

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first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits