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Like their dragons the Targaryens answered to neither gods nor men.

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wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

slavocracy:

book:

“Valar morghulis,” said Missandei, in High Valyrian.

“All men must die,” Dany agreed, “but not for a long while, we may pray.”

show:

missandei: valar morghulis

dany: yes, all men must die. but we are not men fuck yeah misandry [kicks someone in the face and punches 3 more]

"The blood of the dragon does not weep," she said testily.

Wolves never cry, she reminded herself again.

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endlessme:

Frederic Remington, “Moonlight Wolf”, 1909

slavocracy:

His face was turning red. “I, kof, I can’t, kof kof kof kof … ” The chalice slipped from his hand and dark red wine went running across the dais.

KOF KOF KOF   \   a mix for the WEDDING of his grace JOFFREY BARATHEON [ the first of his name, king of the andals, the rhoynar, and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms, & protector of the realm ]

1. the rains of castamere | the national 2. bottoms up | trey songz ft. nicki minaj 3. hot in herre | nelly 4. so happy i could die | lady gaga 5. celebration | kool & the gang 6. blame it on the boogie | the jacksons 7. party in the U.S.A. | miley cyrus 8. cha cha slide | mr. c the slide man 9. everything is AWESOME!!! | tegan and sarah ft. the lonely island 10. happy | pharrell williams 11. what a wonderful world | louis armstrong 12. the rains of castamere | sigur rós

bonus track: hey ya! | outkast 

alright, alright, alright, alright
alright, alright, alright, alright
alright, alright, alright, alright
alright, alright,

slavocracy:

i mean i guess the ultimate lesson to take away from this show is never get married and if you do get married never have a big fancy wedding so thanks for affirming my life choices game of thrones

slavocracy:

the red & purple weddings

samspratt:

"Daenerys" - Illustration by samspratt

Finally finished. Had a little too much fun painting all that loose, whispy, wooshy, hair. Now right back to the art cave to continue research on a poster I’m particularly excited about.

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slavocracy:

A Song of Ice and Fire women & Pre-Raphaelite Art (+ associated artists): 

Joan of Arc (1865), John Everett Millais
- Night (1880-85), Edward Robert Hughes
Ophelia (1894), John William Waterhouse
Vanity (1907), Frank Cadogan Cowper
Mary Magdalene (1858-60), Frederick Sandys
The Soul of the Rose (1908), John William Waterhouse
Circe Offering the Cup to Ulysses (1891), John William Waterhouse
- Priestess of Delphi (1891), John Collier
The Beloved (1865), Dante Gabriel Rossetti
The Valykrie’s Vigil (1906), Edward Robert Hughes

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officialunitedstates:

iwishiwasabird:

officialunitedstates:

how much will the first glass of water from one of those moons that has water cost.  im thinking at least $10 dollars for sure maybe more

Depends on the economy and where it’s sold. If Singapore gets a hold of it, they’d probably pay more in order to gain water independence from Malaysia. I’d say at least $12.75.

thanks southeast asia water price expert side of tumblr

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sansasnarks:

wolf child. blood child. dark heart.

"When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."

- Anthony Mackie (via rexilla)

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